Thursday, August 16, 2007


Posh says new L.A. house ‘totally major’

Maybe not, but you know it's a slow day in the media world when this is all they can come up with. I'm going on the record and stating I had that hairstyle 10 years ago. Have the pictures to prove it, AND I think mine looked better.

And this?

Spears-Federline divorce papers may go public

Umm, yeah, right who saw this coming? I had to snicker when I read this.

Lohan’s parents may be near divorce agreement

This is my fav. See, I told you those big glasses would come back in style! Smokin' hot.

But the big news of the day was my girls. Don't act all surprised. Is there anything any cuter? Check them out in their "baby-suits"!

The girls had their 2 year check-up--yeah and I got a tongue lashing for being 2 months late-blah, blah, blah bite me. (birthday in June). Anyhoots, Abbey is in the 95th percentile in weight and 75th percentile in height, weighs 33 pounds and is 33 inches tall. Katie Only slightly behind her is in the 90th percentile in

weight and 70th percentile in height and weighs 28 pounds and is 32 inches tall. Did I mention this is news?! Doctor was pleased to hear we

have no eating issues--- no shit-- I'm feeding monkeys. He probably accessed that mommy could stand to loose 10 pounds too. He went on to say he normally hears complaints from mom that child will only eat th

ree things. I beamed like a school girl who had just one a spelling bee on account he was so "hot" and gushed "no, no, no we don't have those kind of problems. We have other issues, true but I was too dazed to mention.

Yep, good eaters. He finished up by sticking them with the Hep A and their final meningitis shot. Clean bill of health. Surprisingly they did fairly well I think they were a bit smitten with the tall dark man. Funny, now when I think about it my girls seem to have a thing for the men. Hopefully this is not what's to come!

Here's a snapshot of the continuing movie we call our life. I know, I'm a gluten for pain. Yep, I decided since we hadn't been to the pool in a week to give it another try. You probably remember I really hate community waterin g holes (pools-you crazy people) and especially the one in our hood which causes my blood pressure to rise and my forehead to get that funny line it that's not going away. Anyway, we had barely lathered up with our sunscreen and were settling in oh, all of about 10 minutes when three what appeared to be 9 year olds showed up in the baby pool. Just minutes before I found myself wondering how long it would take for the youth to disregard the big bad note on the front and back gate. But much to my chagrin they were with their mother! There is no way into the baby pool but through the gate, (with the note attached and hanging bigger than Shaq) so, I can only surmise that she couldn't read, was blind, had her face pulled too tight from her lift or spoke a language only animals understood. Yep, they looked like animals. At any rate within seconds of her tribe running and jumping as if competing for the Olympic dive team and making wave s bigger than the effing "Titanic the hot lifeguard stood before us like a g-d. As I drolled watched him flex his muscles and his new found authority. It is his job. Managing the pool that is, not flexing his muscle

s, although what a bonus. He interogated asked how old the boys were one by one. One of the perps paused for a brief moment and eyeballed him as if to dare him and gave him the "what are you gonna do look, and replied 8 (liar) um, no, I meant 10 he said. I sat there rolling my eyes behind the oh so dark shades thinking I can't believe this shit. Just for the record I'd kick my girls asses for this type of behavior! The lifeguard tossed all of them out one by one. The kids mom(yeah, believe it or not wasstill there) who sat in the corner with her ever so watchful eye was like "wha"? As if she had just been punished. Well, she did. But she and her klan collected what was left of their self respect and scurried back to the "big" pool. Blood pressure still in check. Thank you "hot" life saver.

I heard the following conversation as I eavesdropped accidentally overheard a couple rich tweenie girls discussing, boys--while eating lunch pool side.

Rich Tweenster #1: "Oh, yeah, I mean he is soooo hot."
Me: Grinning to myself. I remember the day. Shut-up, I'm not so old I forgot.
Rich Tweenster #2 "I know, I saw him looking at me".
Me: Sorta giggling at this point.
Rich Tweenster #1 "Do you think he likes you"?
Me: Thinking, g-d I hope he does. Rejection so hurts. I remember. Still.
Rich Tweenster #2 "No waaaay, he is such a pla-yar, he wouldn't hook-up with me.
Me: Big snort. (did they hear that?) Did she just say player? And Hook-up?! Lol. Now this is funny. Middle school boys players now. The hook-up scares me though. G-d it's a different world. Or these kids in my neighborhood are growing up way too fast. Note to self: must move to the country, no isolated country off the coast of some remote island before girls start school.


Salome's Mom said...

Your babies area dorable and they are the best news of the day. Now, I want pictures of you in your Posh hairdue. I think you would make a killer Posh. Is this how you are dressing up for Halloween?

Mr.Brian said...

I would have had a oh so hard time holding my tounge as the to older offs with a un educated mom went into the baby pool.I say they want to act like babies they should be treated that way.
I hate nothing more then parents who are blind to their kids actions.This coming from a non parent of course.LOLOL

Mr.Brian said...

Speaking of un educated looks like I do not know my two's. I am also a crappy speller but I can read>>>>>

Anonymous said...

YOU would NOT believe what 7 year olds KNOW. (G'ma, second grade teacher, and appalled!) Please, do NOT send these lovelies to PUBLIC school. A nice Catholic school would be nice! (no I am not Catholic) This is what I am recommending for my grandchildren.

Mary McG
in TN

jennifer said...

No joke! It scares me to death the things kids know and say!! Mine are still pretty innocent (or they have me really fooled). I just want them to stay that way!

I'd rather read news about your two cuties any day than that other crap!!

Yes, Minister... said...

God Gawd~ That so cracks me up! PLAYER!

Sophie's Mom said...

Adorable babes! Now, why you couldn't get the muscular lifeguard in the pic is beyond me!

Please tell me you were going to take care of business if he didn't...

I'm off to take a relaxing fragrant bath... lavender... ahhhh... (wink)

Sophie's Mom said...

Oh, and did I forget to mention you made my day? Thank you!

shelley said...

That mother is an embarrassment to all mothers. I can't believe they completely ignored the sign and acted so stupid. I too hate public watering holes.

Isabella's Mommy & Daddy said...

You are cracking me up... I want to go to the pool with you..
I love POSH's hair.. I want mine like that but it is so thin .. not sure if it will look as good..

mommy24treasures said...

wow Caitlyn is 33 inches tall as well but only 23lb!
She is a teeny weeny.
Glad the lifeguards are enforcing the new Rony Rule. Love the swimming pics. They are such cutiepies.
Oh, you need to show us a pic of your hair short!

Julie said...

I am with Sophie's Mom - Why can't you get the LG in the pics???? Whine Whine Whine. Our pool is now only open from 3-7 pm and the lifeguard that I thought was a major hottie has gone back to school - as in the Air Force Academy. Oh God - He is hot and has a uniform???!??!!!! YUMMY!!

And yes unfortunately it seems that they are growinig up much more quickly than we did. I can remember when 2 of my classmates got in trouble for holding hands on the playground in 6th grade. Thankfully our suburb is like a small town and all the kids know each other and have grown up together and MORE IMPORTANTLY all the moms know each other and are not afraid to rat out the children when they witness bad behavior. That and they sequester the middle schoolers by grade and they are nto allowed to intermingle until they get to the 10th grade. This is something I still worry about though and that is why I will be investing in smocked bishop dresses in preteen sizes! :-) Oh and I am praying that the Laura Ashely bubbles come back in style! Just in time for the princesses to start jr high!


cougchick said...

Knowing you are such a HUGE fan of public cess pools you will love to hear that my boys called me to come get them earlier than expected yesterday because some unknown individual CRAPPED in the pool. Once in the 3 foot pool (floater) and once in the regular pool (sinker). Nice, eh?
Nice picture of your gorgeous twinkies in the pool but where is the shot of the lifeguard STUD you speak of. Next time, please....

Love the rich tweenie convo. too cute!

nikki said...

Yup, your sweeties are the only ones I'm interested in being updated on! They look super cute in their suits...and I am sooo glad yummy lifeguard dude kicked out the older boys -- that would drive me nuts too!

Katie J said...

Ooh, reminds me...I need to get Buttons into her 3 year check-up and look into an all girls school for her. Thanks!

a&mg said...

I'm glad your hottie saved the day!

I teach at a middle school and when I was here before, we had some major "hook ups" happening that weren't the sweet and innocent things I remember from middle school.....and it was all captured on film! Yep, there's a story in there for ya.

Nancy said...

So glad the watering hole worked out for you this time.

I heard one of these teeny conversations last week too. Took everything I had not to laugh out loud, and tell them they are 13 years old.

Home sweet home said...

The girls look soooo cute in there suits and goggles !!! :)

Elizabeth said...

OH NO! Do not move to the country. Country = less to do. Less to do = hay. Hay = rolling. Rolling + hay = very bad (when discussing your daughters of course)!!!
That conversation is hysterical, by the way!

Jeter's Mama said...

My fingers are in my ears la-la-la-la-la-don'twanttohear!!! I have a middle schooler!

Jewels of My Heart said...

Love those baby girls in their cutie suits! Your posts are always so funny and creative. Hooray for the life guard.... I would have hated for you to have to pull a "Julia Sugarbaker" on them. (from the show Designing Women.... I been known to voice my opinion when no one else
They would have thought they had met the terminator. lol
Have a great weekend!
I am always a month or two late on Hannah's check ups too... I can't believe he scolded you!

lesleysmeshly said...

They are so adorable in their swim gear!!!!!

chris said...

Aren't kids that age frightening? I just keep hoping that my kids are huge nerds. Future doctor nerds. Yeah, that would be good.

Your daughters are adorable! said...

I hope I do such a good job raising them that I never have to worry about this. Insert ** big grin** Lol.

Kimber said...

I kind have this hairstyle now. YIKES!

I don't always comment but you crack me up!!!

I just realized you are in VA. We need to meet sometime!