Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Really?

























One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did
for a living.





All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.





However, little J ohnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, Well my mother's
an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of
men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer
is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all
night for money.'





The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little J ohnny aside to
ask him, 'Is that really true about your mother?'





No,' the boy said, 'She works for the Rebplican National Committee and
is helping to get john McCain to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'



17 comments:

Mimi said...

ouch!

Brave Sir Robin said...

Bahahahahah!!!!!!!

J said...

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!

Christina said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Gail said...

Yowie!!!

kerri said...

Your bad!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!

Snowflowers Mum said...

lets hope his Mommy gets out with her SOUL!

what a funny one!

Elizabeth said...

Loved it!
GO OBAMA........
we already voted here in New York.
The mood is very smiley here today.......here's hoping.

seventh sister said...

This is so good!!!!

operationtigerlily said...

The image of McCain giving Bush the reach around is scary.

GObama!

valerie said...

I'm still laughing!!!!

Did you see the interview the gov from Alaska gave this mornin after votin' She started in with, "such as..." and I thought oh no look out she's makin a fool of herself again.

I left out all the g's cause that's how she talks...LOL

love the pics of the 2 village IDIOTS!

Yoli said...

LMAO!!!!

Lauren and Ed said...

Hey, I wanted to let you know my blog went private. E-mail me at chinadollmom@bellsouth.net if you want me to send you an invite s you can follow along. Hope your husband is feeling better these days. Still thinking of coming back to Fl???

Kathryn said...

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivian M said...

Cute joke!

Sharie said...

HAaaaaa!!!

Sharie said...

HAaaaaa!!!