Friday, June 22, 2007

Over Exposed 1991

Yep, those are my sweet golden cheeks! Where did they go? I keep asking myself the same question? No, the picture is not "airbrushed" and yes my bum sat up at attention as perfectly as my enhanced titties--back then. Once upon a time I was an avid runner(don't look at me like that-you meanie-look at my ass) and fitness guru. I spent an ornate amount of time in the gym working out to have the body of purrr-fection. Great place to meet single attractive men too. It was a cold day in hell if I missed a work out. I was a freak. True dedication. Um, I think the word that comes to mind is narcissist... lol. Pictures you are viewing are taken


from one of the many playgrounds that me and my entourage frequented.




No hangin' here, and look thighs don't touch! I want that body back!







On reviewing "area 56" recently I've noticed that my ass has truly fallen. No amount of me bending over and touching the floor will lift it off the floor. So, when I need a little "boost" I pull out my "yester-year" pictures and tell myself "you are beeee-you-tiful even with your saggy ass can!

Thank g-d for that smart intelligent woman who invented "Spanx". Truly after my heart. Someone who gets it. No jiggle what so ever and what's even better tucks, and sucks it all in. I don't know that I would be wearing it with my swim suit(yuk-yuk-yuk) or that I would dare brave it and put a thong on my rear today --- but I can still feel good about myself! Ok, ladies... pull out your skeleton's! Steffie first...Crazylady needs no encouraging.

54 comments:

Julie said...

Can you say "Ban de Solei for the San Tropez tan"! Your figure was right on! Mine has not looked that way since high school! Or perhaps it has never looked that good!!??!!

You need to take it to Roatan Honduras - less than a 3 hour plane ride to paradise/heaven from Atlanta!

Julie

PS - LOVE the barn yard pics too! Girls look too cute in their head scarves!

Beverly said...

Oh my. I am sure I have never looked that good even after training for 4 marathons. G-d Love ya!!

Beverly

Sophie's Mom said...

Wowza!

Christine, who is speechless

Salome's Mom said...

Oh my God you looked like a model! Girl my butt never came near that kind of perfection and I was a fencer. You looked wonderful.

Steffie B. said...

Ok...when are we laeving and where? I have no thong shots but a few skimpy bikini's BK. When I came back from China I was a size 4. Then at darn near 39 I had another baby. Now I'm about a size 8 or 6....working on being a solid 6. AND that I'll be happy with at this point in my life. Upper is great.....lower body needs a major over haul.....let's go to a suck out the fat kind of spa. What do ya think?

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

At one time I only lived in thongs. Nothing else... no tops either. Be still.... those were the good ole days... We usually go some place warm, sandy, and fun once a year. Trying to work out the details this year. With my new job it's a bit of a juggle.

There will be NO thong shots however of "area 56" at this stage of my life. I would have to be intoxicated to allow such craziness.

Did I hear suck out the fat kind of spa?! Sign me up. I've got my shoes on now....

A Special Family said...

Holy Moly....gulp, I don't know what to say!!!

cougchick said...

Yowza. You are one hot Momma. I totally feel the same way about how my body has changed but I'm pretty sure I NEVER looked that good! I went topless at the beach in Playa del Carmen last year. It was great. It was just girlfriends and no Hubbies to gawk. I loved it!
I'm thinking Mexico next year for my 40th...Woohoo!

SHELLY said...

I'd go topless but it would take too much of a beating on my knees. Literally.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

I want to know what dear Steffie is doing to trim down to a size 6?!? Holy shit girl. That is small. Tiny!! You look awesome anyway.

Mr.Brian said...

I think to keep from getting in trouble with any of my gals I will just say......
HAve a Great Weekend!!!!!
Yep I am a chicken.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Mr. Brian you are a chicken......bwak bwak

Anonymous said...

You spent an "ornate" amount of time in the gym. Is that what made you look so shiny?

How young are you in the pictures?

secret agent said...

Years ago I taught aerobics... like 3 classes per day... trained on the machines a couple hours per day and my ass NEVER looked like that.

Then I left the eating disorder central and moved to the Carolina's where I feel skinny EVERYWHERE.... it's all in who you compare yourself to :)

Ms. Dragonfly said...

Well let me be the first one to say it. You make me want to reach out and spank those lucious globes.
Now show me your inhanced mommas, I bet those still look yummy.
I'll pinch you there too.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

I was always "glowing"..... Oh, Mrs Dragon slayer, be careful what you ask for I may just deliver on a silver platter!

Side by Side said...

Oh my....did not expect this today :)

Steffie B. said...

I'm cracking up over Ms. D....yeah show us those ta-ta's too! Are they as shiny as your arse? Those puppies were commercial material!

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Ha ha ha... I was proud of those
"ass -ets"!

Kathy and Joel said...

I wish I would have been more confident with my body when it was kick-ass. You look great in those pictures...a little Tony Curtis-like, but great!

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Who the heck is Tony Curtis?!?! Never heard of him... Of course never been called a man either..

Sophie's Mom said...

I've come back to your blog, checking to see if there's a new post. But all I see is your voluptuous, mocha bottom taunting me.

redmaryjanes said...

Girls, I'm doing everything I can to hide my butt!!

Anonymous said...

You're kidding, right, about Tony Curtis?

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

no....who is he?

Sophie's Mom said...

Maybe they're talking about the tan?
(Tony Curtis)
Christine

Yes, Minister... said...

Oh ~ common ~ you have to know who Tony Curtis is ~ Jamie Lee Curtis help :D

I have tried to think and think of a comment to write but I am just laughin and speechless! Good gawd ~ even in my hey day I never looked this good and I was athletic!

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Oh. I see. I look like Jamie Lee Curtis's DAD?!?! Weird. Never had anyone tell me that. Isn't he like 100?!? Gee, thanks. What a compliment. I think I should be crying. ha ha.

Anonymous said...

It's the DARK tan hence my earleir joke about your "ornate" workouts :).

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Ha ha ha. Ohhhhhh now I get it... sloooooowwwwwwww today. lol.

Steffie B. said...

Yep......the bronze buttock shot is still taunting me.....I feel old!

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

I want to see your "goods" sweet sexy Steffie! I know you got something tucked away in your treasure chest that you could pull out for "show and tell". Maybe not for the PTA or bible study.....lol.. I wanna see yours....

Martha said...

I was feeling really bad until I noticed 1992 on your title. Then I realized that even in 1992, I didn't look like that. I would have to make a poster of that photo.

Thanks for your comment on my blog about my sister's cancer.

Happy birthday ... 40 is not a big deal ... yeah, right! :)

Martha C.
www.zoesplace.blogspot.com

Martha said...

OOPs ... I have had too much wine tonight ......... It's not your birthday. I had been over reading your link to your friend's blog. That is a cute blog. I read her daughter's birthday letter to her and it was really sweet!

Martha C.
www.zoesplace.blogspot.com

mommy24treasures said...

I am jealous...
I am the woman that has the float trying to hide herself in the yogurt commercial, Have you seen it??
I was pretty firm until 30. Then it seems you have to work for it...

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

For the record I was in my 30's in the fotos. The bod didn't start falling apart until I hit 40! What a terrible thing....

Lisa said...

Found your blog through Connie's. I wish my butt looked like that. Makes me want to go work mine out. I am a 6-8 but can't find time to go work it out. Your butt needed to be in a suntan lotion commercial. ;)
BTW, your girls are precious! Loved looking at the blog.

Diana said...

I have always wanted to meet someone who actually wore a thong on the beach. MY life is now complete.
Thanks....
Secret Agent: I am amazed...I was an aerobic queen too....taught for 20+ years in all the gyms...

shelley said...

Guess who is insanely jealous??? If I looked like that now OR then I would ONLY wear thongs.

Shelley
www.finishingourfamilyfromchina.blogspot.com

kerri said...

I am depressed , in a deep dark place... never looked that fab at 20,30 or 40.
You could crack a nut on those arse chheks!!
Ms. D, I am begging you not to ask her for tittie boo photos or I'll have to start seriously watching my snacks and computer time, YIKES!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Quite inappropiate. Is this the example you want to set for your girls?

Sophie's Mom said...

Those 'anonymous' folks are so brave, aren't they? So brave they can't sign a name to their post... hmmmph!
Christine

secret agent said...

Hmmmmm
Do the kids have the blog address???
think they are gonna look it up?

Why do people do this? You no like... don't freakin come back..chicken shit
leave your name.

sorry Dahlin, had to say something.
Bet anon has a big ole butt.

Steffie B. said...

Oops.....looks like you've ticked someone off again Rony! lol I thought it was hilarious.....better not let the twins see! Pleeeeeez!

Miss Cleo said...

I need to pull out the thigh master. Lookin good.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Hey anon let's see what you got--- My guess is you've always had a bit of a self esteem issue and your husband probably cheats on you because you're so not attractive. Just my guess. Inappropriate? Ha ha... what part of this is inappropriate? I would not have one ounce of a problem if my girls wanted to wear a thong. Shzzz. Get a life you fucking freak a do! For the record don't read my site if you can't handle the "heat" from the bums. I have a warning placed on it for idiots like yourself. Now say good-bye! lol.. I'll say a prayer for you.

crazylady said...

Um. I'm going back to the cottage now where it's safe. I leave you unattended for three frickin' days, and whammo. Assfire.
I will have to let you down gently. I am crazy, though I am too modest to show this stuff. Crazy prude I am.
As for your arse, you have much to be proud of. Let me see Steffis first.

secret agent said...

Roni,
I have to share that my husband was looking at the twin club blogs... yours was last
and the ass caught his attention.
He wants you to know.... you should be proud of it... you earned it...

lesleysmeshly said...

Holy shit girl! Smokin' Ass! Mine never ever looked that good and I was a runner as well. After the twins I am so NOT happenin'. =(

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

*blush* you girls are too kind. I could use a little thigh master now.....ha ha...

Kristi said...

Oh my Miss Rony. You have quite the foot-loose-and-fancy-free past! And to think I'm uncomfortable passing a mirror in my thong underwear -- worn only when necessary to eliminate VPL!

And I had to giggle at the contrast between Mommy Rony in the oh-so-conservative sundress and beach-babe Rony. Both beautiful however!

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Kristi, keep in mind fotos were taken in a different century! ha ha.... Yeah, momma Rony is a bit way more conservative from my ultra personality.....good times but so is the present.

kris said...

Can you vomit from jealousy?? Cuz I'm nauseated. Like, I never had ANYTHING stand at attention, even in my fittest of fit days!!! (Being an avid runner myself and all). Sheesh. Some people just get all the GOOD genes.

I got Grandma Ruth's. And they ain't to firm.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

I'm vomitting too cuz I know what I had to do to stay in that shape. G-d it was beastly!