Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Glad I'm not there--yet!

I was having a chat with er well um let's say a person of interest. you know who you are.... (She always makes me laugh my arse off with her funny stories about her boys-I mean kids--love her and her life). The names have been changed to protect those in protective custody!

Me: "So, you don't think he's (person in question.) has had sex yet? (mere 18 years old--going off to college in the fall).

Person in protective custody: "Um, yeah, although don't want to think that he has".

Me: "What makes you think that he has"?

Person in protective custody: "Uh, I'm not a total idiot, I do wash his clothes and his undies tell the story". I'm getting a visual now and I remember him as a mere baby..... not a hound dog!

Me: "And he isn't embarrassed that you see all"?

Person in protective custody: "Yeah, we told warned him as a wee boy that he would have urges to touch himself when he got a bit older"! (dang even I'm blushing--and I touch myself).

Me: "He wasn't um, embarrassed at all".

Person in protective custody: "Nope not at all". As he said we warned him of this day!

Me: "G-d am I glad I have girls"!

Person in protective custody: "I think I have it much better than you".

Me: Yeah, she could have something there--I remember me as a young girl with raging hormones!

Going to bed now. Exhausted from no sleep last three nights of no sleep......

P.S. Person in protective custody, remember when I told you that I share with the world.... but only the good stuff.....I love you girly girl and I love your life. *wiink*. You know I love you more than anything in this world. You are my inspiration. (insert grinning from ear to ear here). Le-smooches to you...and your handsomely gorgeous perfect family.....

15 comments:

Steffie B. said...

Oh my achin word.....I can't take anymore.....I'm going to bed!
ROFLMAO!

Sophie's Mom said...

I'm blushing... and stressing because I have 2 girls and a boy! Oh my, I'm going to get it ALL!
Christine

Cindy from central NC said...

Hey, I truly don't get half that post, but that's okay, I'm slow like that sometimes....!

Well, I finally posted back on the meme you tagged me with. It was fun doing it....!

take care,
cin

Diana said...

I am beyond glad that I have girls!!!!

cougchick said...

three boys and the oldest is pre-pubescent. Yikes!

Jen Magnuson said...

Yep. Two girls and two boys. I am so totally screwed.

crazylady said...

At 18, recall what YOU were up to. It could be worse, it could be 14.

If you're old enough to be shaggin' then you're old enough to do your own damn laundry. Training for going off to college.

Just another mommy said...

I am in total denial about my girls growing up, much less "growing up!" Like Scarlett, I'll think about that tomorrow (or never). ;)

A Special Family said...

I second what crazylady says...time that boy learned to do his own laundry! lol

Ms. Dragonfly said...

Oh dear, what a time to join your blog! I had to come after Crazylady had us both listed under 'disturbed individuals'. Love how you share.
~Ms. Dragonfly (who may or may not touch herself too)

Yes, Minister... said...

OMG ~ Ian has a "girlfriend" now! Good thing that she in in Mobile and he's in Atlanta! They got caught holding hands! Picture on the blog :D What's next???? Crazy lady ~~~ 14 isn't that far away!?!

Steffie B. said...

Hello??? It's been 2 days....what the heck are you doing over there?!?!?!? lol

Krista said...

Oh soo funny!!
I kept telling my husband I'm putting our 3 daughters in a convent! LOL
He says (in his mean daddy voice) "if any boy wants to kiss MY daughters, he has to kiss ME first!"
I have a feeling there won't be too many lining up!

Oh and the earlier post about the rank diaper...I laughed so loud, my husband came over to read it!
We've both done it, and everytime think, "what were you thinking moron"?!!!
Krista
Lily (dianjiang Oct 2005)

secret agent said...

How funny
sounds like a pretty cool mom to me.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

She is totally cool! Her kids got lucky.