Saturday, October 11, 2008

Coffee, tea or me???






I know what you must be thinking. Most little girls learn to bake cookies with their mommies. Right? Mine? Coffee of course.






I'm an addict love my coffee almost as much as sex. Of course this is safe. The coffee. Hmmmm, what I'd to to have some good steamy sex.....AND Coffee....




Katie is alergic to everything under the universe and it would hardly be fair for Abbey to lick, suck and smack her fingers on the sweet ecstasy while Katie looks on. So, we came up with plan B. They help mommy make coffee. They have mastered smelling coffee like a drug lord! Screaming "Columbian mommy" as they put their noses in the canister as I carefully have trained them to do. You should see them sniffing and swirling the wine......I see a future here....lol.. They carefully count the five scopes it takes to make mommies coffee with near perfection.



The funniest thing is when they see me heading to the pantry for the coffee, they drop everything. Literally. Nomatter what their doing. Grabbing their little chairs and dragging them to the coffee machine shouting out who goes first. Pushing the button to grind the coffee saying "my turn, my turn". AND then when it's grinded squealing "smell mommy, smell"! I get such a kick out of them. Too cute for words......

19 comments:

Christy said...

That is absolutly hillarious!!! I love the "columbian mommmy" thing-- that just cracks me up!!! I am the same way with my coffee. We have one of those pod machines and I order my fine coffee online and the only thing I look forward to in the morning is my multiple cups of coffee that will greet me when I wake-- literally it is my only joy in the monrning as I am soooooo not a monring person. It is my happiness and the only thing that I can say is worth waking up to-- really Im serious-- I love my kids but not so much in the morning :)

Christy :)

Jonni said...

Girl, you crack me up. Now that sounds like a good combination sex and coffee, oh heck, forget the sex, how about just some really good coffee! Who needs the sex anyways (lol)???

Love the Columbian mommy comment, oh your girls are great Rony.

P.S. I am lovin' your new blog redo. Very pretty.

Hugs,
Jonni

Carol and Taylor said...

Now, if you could only teach them to give a good foot massage. Think about it. After a hard day, you come home to be met with a foot massage, a cup of coffee/wine, and two sweet smiling faces.

Wow.

Pixel Fairy Princess said...

Okay - I am going on the road again in a few weeks and this time I'll be calling you! LOL - Remember how we chatted last time I drove to VA alone! I got you e-mail today and I couldn't stop think about what was suppose to be a "quick chat"!

I crack up every time I read your blog. I and patiently waiting on a babysitter to show up so I can have a Date Night with Hub's :D

Ladybug hugs,
;D

Jewels of My Heart said...

Oh, how they melt my heart! Mommy's little helpers! Too sweet for words.

Isabella's Mommy and Daddy said...

TOOO CUTE..
Have a Great Day..
Hugs..

Snowflowers Mum said...

ehemm, just as long as the only columbian stuff they are sniffin is coffee!

Ironically my girls cant recognize the evil golden arches but can spot a Starbucks or Caribou from 200 meters! Coffee is life...coffee is love...

We drink whatever at home, long as it is organic...my latest, is aptly named Love Buzz...yeah baby!

Nancy said...

When did they get so big...they look so grown up in the header:(

Nancy said...

When did they get so big...they look so grown up in the header:(

Heza Hekele said...

I think I would get along with your kids quite well!

Colleen said...

ROTFL how funny!!! I love my coffee too..although I am weak, 3 scoops and I am a Harry and David fan (has to be flavored). I drink an entire pot in the morning (trust me I need it). Your girls are so adorable!!!

Sharie said...

That is a HOOT! I'm more of a Coca-Cola in the morning girl, but I LOVE the smell of coffee and can just see them sticking their little noses in for that beautiful Columbian aroma:)

Love your new blog design!

Sharie

Qiuqiu's parents said...

Indeed, too cute for words! And I love the ponytails...almost as much as I love coffee. And sex, of course.

Fliss and Mike Adventures said...

This just cracked me up... hehehe

Karen and Bob said...

Very cute! Kailee loves to "make" me coffee too. She gets very upset if I try to do it myself. We have a pod coffee maker that I use on the weekdays. She does it all...puts the pod in, closes it and turns it on. Love your new blog design.

Ellie Monster said...

So adorable and SO BRILLIANT!!! Before you know it they'll be bringing you coffee in bed. What a way to wake up. Ooooooh fab!

kris said...

Oh good. So I can teach my girl to do really useful stuff like help TAKE CARE OF MOMMY!! Who knew?? Adorable :)

cougchick said...

I must try this. They know how to fill the cup and bring it to me but this is a step beyond. me likey....

taylorchloejake said...

That is so funny! They look so excited to be making coffee!