Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Clearing the cob-webs



Conversation that Katie bug and I had tonight.

Katie: "Mommy, (pointing) spider nose". As she was inspecting my nostrils.

Me: "What, mommy doesn't have spiders in her nose. In my stern mommy voice and scratching nose. Like I possibly could!

Katie: Yeah, mommy spider in nose". She was positively no doubt about it sure that I had spiders as she clearly pointed out with such conviction.

Fh: My luck the whole fam-dango feels the need to give their two cents worth--unsolicited! "She's probably looking at your long nose hairs"!

Me: "Gross, I don't have nose hairs". Ok, so maybe I do.

Fh: "Um, yes you do"! Looking sheepish.

Katie: As she is trying to pull the spiders out of my nose. "Mommy spider".

Me: Jumping up to go eyeball my nose in the mirror with my glasses on. Yep, I have nose hairs as long as my pube hairs! Ewwwww. Note to self: Must have nose hairs waxed the next time I have legs waxed!!

25 comments:

QJ-VNmama said...

OMG! Kids say the funniest things! As long as she keeps it in the family and doesn't spread it around in public. Natalie's 'funny-ha-ha' is "Boobies...let's see em" while pointing at my chest. Now where on earth could she have learned THAT? LOL Kids...gotta luv em!

LaLa said...

I almost spit out my coffee. Tell hubby to "shut it" Just be glad it didn't happen in Target or something!

Elizabeth said...

Brings new meaning to sharing EVERYTHING on our blogs! I'm very interested to know how you wax nose hairs. Please provide a full report after you live through that experience!

Sophie's Mom said...

Ha ha! Lil ones are so observant, aren't they? And honest... And loud... bad combination if you ask me!

Love the pic where the girls are striking a gangsta pose...

Am I the only one that can't post pics for 2 days? Grrr...

Ellzie said...

Too cute! Kids say the funniest things!

jennifer said...

OK, that might be under the TMI category!!!! You are hysterical. That is a painful visual you have stuck in my head!!

Chinazhoumom said...

I say pluck them - works like a charm!

Tammy said...

waxing nose hairs.... Um, OUCH! I'd have to get a manly nose hair trimmer first. Again, OUCH!

kerri said...

LOL, kids, gotta love em.
Right now both of my kids are fixated on talking about their ginas, it doesn't matter that we are standing in line at Tim Horton's with a dozen people. :O

Plucking those baies sounds painful, yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beverly said...

Don't you love the honesty of your children?
Beverly

maia said...

Oh good grief. One more thing to worry about. First my sister-in-law got me worrying that I might have cellulite that can only be seen from behind, now this. I give up.

LIZ said...

Ouch!! That would hurt more than the pubes! You never know what's going to come out of their mouths next!

Mark & Michelle said...

How exactly do you wax nose hairs?

Plucking would just bring tears to my eyes so I don't know about wax...

Doris & Dan said...

Just cut them! You can ask for a nose hair trimmer for Xmas. This post made me laugh!!!

Keep smilin!

stephanie said...

I just laughed so hard, I snorted. Not laughing at you, with you. I've just had to start checking for nose hairs along with the black wiry thing that grows out of my chin. I blame it all on turning 40.

Steffie B. said...

Don't you trim the bush? Long pubes are sooo out! lol

Isabella's Mommy & Daddy said...

OMG....
I would think that might hurt a little bit...
And dido to Steph's comment...
HA HA..
You make me laugh..
Have a Great Week.
Hugs
Kim

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

For the record - "area 56" is clipped, cuoffed and trimmed an ready for action! lol.

The Real Me said...

I guess I was too busy looking at your breasts to notice the nose hairs.

TMI on the muffin, though!

The Real Me said...

p.s. I have dreadlocks down 'there' ;)

kris said...

That sounds painful... let us know how it goes... can't you just use those trimmers like the guys do??

kris said...

better yet, braid 'em!

Salome's Mom said...

Buy a nose hair trimmer, they are great. Take it from me that is hair obcessed. Always wax your upper lip too, you don't want them coming up to you and pointing your mustache. I am glad you are trimmed and coiffed down there, I can't deal with down there so it is always bald. The pain of waxing it all off down there subsides with time girls, don't fret.

Jeff and Valerie said...

Waxing the nose just sounds way too painful!

baby~amore' said...

wow how precious are your twin daughters. I have twin boys 15 months and an adopted son 14yrs ... big gap - but that is a long story/Just wanted to say and how cute they are and blessed you all are.