Friday, October 19, 2007

Before it all went "south"

Stop licking the picture. Just stop!! It's not real. Well not in real time anyway! Yes, it is legitimately me it really, really is before my guaranteed pay raise appendage and the mantelpiece (gut) I now schlep with me every where I go like a horny 16 year old boy--or my husband. As I look at this centerfold body (Ok, so I turned down Playboy's offer-In my mind that is.) although I did not think it was gorgeous back then...funny back then I thought I'd always have that body. lol I'm wondering where the rack not "that" rack that I'm now serving refreshments on came from. I swear it just showed up one day. Poof. Uninvited. Note to self must get keister back in the gym., before I become anorexic! Falling into depression. I'm not 25 any longer! The only thing that has not fallen are the "ta-ta's"!

I'm off to meet my dear friend Annie and her "twinkies for a day of shopping and fun......Have a great weekend.

29 comments:

Doris & Dan said...

Hot mama! It is so ironic how we thought we looked bad and now looking back we realize that we were pretty fiiinne. Wish I had taken advantage of the bod back then...and I too turned down Playboy in my mind.

Keep smilin!

Christy said...

Holy Cow you hottie momma!!! Ya, wish I could go back a few years but the bod just will never be the same. THings are sagging like they have never sagged before. Just yesterday I bought some new PJ's and in the shirt part there is the little scoop area for the boobs to sit. When I got home and changed into my jammies I realized the boobs did not sit quite in the scoops they were meant to sit. In fact they sit quite a bit lower than the scooped area. So I have this nice scooped boob area with these big lumps below the area. It looks a bit odd but Darn it-- I spent 20 bucks on these darn jammies and i am wearing them odd or not!!!

Have a fun day shopping!!

Christy :)

stephanie said...

You needed a sandwich! Ah, 25. Life before random hair.

kerri said...

Woohoo....
You got me thinking of my 25 year old body, oh ya, those were the days. Perky boobies, arse that sat at attention and no stretch marks(no, not from pregnancy, from sudden weight loss and gain)!!....
Somehow I feel more comfortable in my 40+ skin, funny but true.
I love your Retro Fridays, might have to dig up an old photo. LOL

Beverly said...

I clicked over and wasn't expecting that. Nice suit. I never looked that good even at 25.

Beverly

Isabella's Mommy & Daddy said...

HOT MOMMA!!!!
Yeah... I used to be a lot thinner ... until the DH and I were together for a couple years...
He said I was tooo skinny...
IS THERE SUCH A THING...
Have fun shopping...
Hugs girly..
Kim

maia said...

Well, you certainly are genetically blessed!!
You know, it only takes me about a year to think a picture (of myself) looks good. But for that first year, I'm convinced I look worse than I have ever looked in my life. Then by the time it looks good to me, I no longer look like that anymore. Ironic, in a cruel sort of way, isn't it?

lesleysmeshly said...

*Whistle* Sexy Mama!!! And even with the dreaded gravity taking over you are still a Hot mamacita!

secret agent said...

I had the same suit.......
not kidding

I'd be happy if I looked like I did last Christmas.

I was born with a big butt....

Sophie's Mom said...

One hot mama is right! Wowza!!! :P

That's it - DH can't look. It will remind him I NEVER looked that good! I am officially jealous. Going to go put on some elastic waisted pants now, and eat some ice cream... ;)

Sophie's Mom said...

Not to change the subject, but the picture in the right hand column of your blog... with your twinkies... above the Chinese flag... looks like twinkie #1 has a Q-Tip in her ear, turning it around. Every time I see it, it freaks me out, and I want to take it away from her, so she won't hurt herself!!!

Sorry... need to take my meds now...

The Real Me said...

Secret agent... suit? What suit? You mean she was wearing a suit? I didn't notice!

I think I'm going to go take a cold shower now. Oh my.

I think I love you Rony.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

I just noticed the "gold" jewelry I was draping around my neck. IT looks to be bigger than the itty bitty teeny weeny threads I was wearing!

Salome's Mom said...

Wow, just Wow. My husband almost fainted when your blog loaded. What a hottie, that is one rock hard stunning blonde. Did you model?

jennifer said...

You're one hot mamma!! Too funny. Gotta love the hair!

Steffie B. said...

The minute this post came up I just started cracking up! Only you Rony....only you!

Love it! ;)
Smooch!

DAVID AND AMY VENN'S WEBSITE said...

Woo Hoo you sexy thang...you!! Those abs are to die for!!! I'm sure that you never even did a "sit-up" to get them that way, they just were, right? Oh how we take things for granted when we are young. ;-)
You are too funny with your retro friday! I look forward to it each week. Don't buy out the shops!!
Amy

Franceskasjourneyhome said...

You kill me!!!! We all go south and I think we all thought we would never look any other way dangit!!!!! I think you still look great. Have a great monday and thank you for always making my day when you visit my blog!!!

redmaryjanes said...

You have your own expose here..who needs the Playboy mansion..
Yes, I remember those too.

Jeff and Valerie said...

What a hot mama!

Drea said...

2 funny. great post :)

Salome's Mom said...

Where are you sex Goddes? You have not posted. Have you spoken to Sen? Is she OK?

Lori said...

Oops, I thought I was on the Hawaiian Tropic site for a minute!
Haha! Nice Roni! :D

ps I remember thinking the same thing about always looking 25! Oh well.

Jewels of My Heart said...

Ooooooh La La BABY!

Isabella's Mommy & Daddy said...

I have missed you too...
What have you been doing????
You must be BUSY BUSY BUSY...
Hugs girly...
Kim

Kimber said...

HOT! I too was in bikini shape many years ago and didn't know how good I had it! At least...you go to the gym. I just get "jimmies" on my ice cream!

Kim

tegdirb92 said...

How do you upload these older photos? You must have a scanner?? I love that picture!!

Great post.

Cindy from central NC said...

ooh boy...wait til I show Ed....!!

you looked AWESOME then (cute and sexy) but I think you look BEAUTIFUl now....

-cin

Jonni, John & Sofia said...

HOT MAMA! Girl, you crack my a** up everytime I come over here. I never know what I will find. Isn't it ironic, when we are young, we don't even appreciate it until we are older (hope that nakes sense).

Hugs,
Jonni
:)