Saturday, September 08, 2007

P,P,P and more P's....


Not what you think anyway. The secret one eyed beauty tackled me for the 7-p's. My understanding is there are no rules. My kind of rules! A rebel. We can make them up as we go. Or as I like to say just "wing" it.



Pecking Order. As long as family understands the hierchary begins with me we'll get along just fine. I prefer they fondly(but of course!) refer to me as "Princess Mommy"!



Pheromone. I can't peel my fh off me. I must excrete some lusty love scent as fh is constantly pawin' and pullin' on me. If the winds blowing he's a knocking.....Totally oblivious to my constant state of exhaustion. He's like a loaded gun. Everyday. Which brings me to my next one.



Prostitution. Tell me again why it's not legal in the state of Virginia?! It's just sex, right?!



Paleontology. My children should study up on this now as by the time they graduate I will be a fossil!! Ready for retirement home and bingo.



Pachyderm. Anyone who has experienced the process of adoption understands this one all too well. Skin tough like elephant hide. Imagine the St. Tropez girl all sun tanned and leathery! Nothing, and I mean nothing phases me now. You will only survive adoption with a coat of armour. Prepare. Must remember to stock the liquor cabinet for teen years...



Parachute. Help. Most days we are spiraling out of control. Whoosh. Free falling. Who pulled the rip cord?! Not funny. Breath. Is it tomorrow yet? Where am I?



Persevere. We continue on even during the most difficult days.......need I say more?



I tag:










Shoot me an e-mail when you've completed your list. I'd love to read yours!

Note: I know it was only supposed to be 7 but I can not forget the most important. Pinot Noir!! It's the med of choice.





23 comments:

Sam said...

What about "Pyscho"? As in I will be one if I don't get some sleep soon!!!!

When will you get here?!?!?! (*whine*)

Yes, Minister... said...

OMG ~ YOU are going to make me THINK! He he - good thing it is 7 am, so I will do it right now :D

Miss Cleo said...

Amen to the prostitution comment. I just dont get it why anyone cares. Lets regulate it and keep everyone safe.

secret agent said...

Ditto to the prostitution comment.
I am always getting pawed too.

even gaining weight.... doesn't seem to phase THE man. :)

kerri said...

I am hoping my girls study Gerentology, by the time they graduate I'll be in a home.LOL

Sophie's Mom said...

The most original 7 P's yet - why am I not surprised? I did mine a bit back, here it is: http://sophiafeiling.blogspot.com/2007/08/7-ps-post.html

Not nearly as interesting as yours, however, I DID use the words POOP & PEE. That brought me from a 'G' rating up to a 'PG'.

redmaryjanes said...

LOVE your list!! It's the first one that made me really laugh. You should write a column.

Salome's Mom said...

You make me laugh everyday. Thank you.

Lori said...

Oh my, you are a bad girl! :0
But funny! teehee
I'll get to it, however, it won't be as "colorful" as yours....sigh

ps I'm just beginning to understand the whole "pacyderm" thing...it's taking me a bit longer...I already have the exterior leathery-skin-thing going on...it's just needing to toughen up the insides...
:D

jennifer said...

I'm with Red Mary Janes. You are hysterical! I seem to have the same husband issues over here. At some point enough should be enough! Right? Yeah, right.

A Special Family said...

What a great list, you are too funny to ever express in words! Pure Brilliance :)

cougchick said...

the wind blows A LOT over here too.

Men....

Steffie B. said...

I think our hubs must be related.....ALL THE TIME! ~SIGH~

You were quite the samrty pants on thsi one girl.....impressive!

Steffie B. said...

Like all my typo's??? It's been a hell of a long day with the Things!

DAVID AND AMY VENN'S WEBSITE said...

I'm having my glass of pinot as I read your blog. You are too funny. I love to see what you are going to say next. Apparently, we are like minds. Each time I read your blog I am nodding my head in agreement to something you have said.
Until next time... I raise my glass of Pinot to you!!
Amy

DAVID AND AMY VENN'S WEBSITE said...

P.S. I am so with you on the Prostitution thing...Some women gotta work :-) BTW, Gorgia just sucked this weekend... It just made me sad to watch them give it up to their little brother... you know what I mean? I mean really...The Cocks?!?! Give me a break!!!
Amy

Lilly said...

This is going to make me think! Hehe. Thanks for tagging me, I will do this tomorrow!

GWEN OATSVALL said...

that is one heck of a list ....i am going to say that the pawing issue is a must in a good relationship especially if you both like to paw....lol... your girls are beautiful and so are you !!!

Ms. Dragonfly said...

Ya I think my hubby and yours were cut from the same clothe. He can turn any conversation into one about his penis and how much sex would make ME feel better.
Ya, ok.

Anonymous said...

You are way too funny - and honest! I was born one generation too early! Wish I was in your generation now - I drive too many people up the wall with my antics at 59 years old. Never change and never take life seriously! My "P" of choice is Plymouth, as in G&T!

Mary McG
in TN

Christine said...

Bravo, GIrl!
I am impressed with the BIG words.
You must have had the dictionary out for some of those - or are you just an amazing speller too?
I think we need a contest who can use the longest words in one sentence....
and it makes sense...

sheryl said...

Oh you make me laugh!!! Pinot Noir would be my med of choice too! Parachute totally describes my life today and I won't even touch the other ones! LMAO :D

Jen M. said...

Oooh - great list!