Sunday, August 05, 2007

A NIP HERE AND A TUCK THERE...


I've been noticing the ever so obvious "enhancements"(please tell me you did too) of some of my fellow sisters lately. They've gotten bigger, fuller, perkier, more voluptuous, curvaceous and frankly sexier. Simply put, more confidant. (get your head outta the gutter pervert-we're talking blogs here!) Anyway take her for instance, or her and her and don't forgot this one, or her the hostess with the mostess and then there's my twin who I live vicariously through and seek her head nodding approval on everything. Seriously. Do you approve Master? Hangin head sheepishly in anticipation. And our fellowGator So it got me thinking that maybe I needed a lil' somin' somin' too! But I had no idea that my "miracle" would literally fall into my lap like a bolt of lighting. It started off very innocently. She asked "would you like me to see what I can do"? I of course perked up like she had injected an aphrodisiac, or in my case a little "botox" and immediately said "yes, yes, yes" like a crack addict! She clearly had me at this point. There was no turning back. There were a few moments where we didn't know if I was going to make it but she pulled through in the end and brought me back to life. Ok. So who can guess who the real surgeon was that preformed the miracle surgery and gave me back my youth? With a lot of selfishnessthinking I decided to forgo the girls college education(they're smart...) so that I could look like all of you. She wasn't cheap. But the good ones never are.

There will be a prize to the lucky winner. Have at it girls......

35 comments:

jennifer said...

Love the new look! And the music!!

shelley said...

Was it Verna the blog fairy?? She helped me with my "nip and tuck"

Whoever did it did a wonderful job.

shelley said...

I changed my settings like a good girl.

Two Kayaks said...

Hmmmmm...
I'm going to say that it was Elizabeth. She likes soft colors and pink, so...

kris said...

It looks fabo- and who is our fellow gator? Dyin' to know as it won't link to the page dang it!!

secret agent said...

Ditto on the dragonfly.

Ha.... my post for today is called
"vogue"
I wish I knew how to add music.

Lisa M. said...

Love your new pimped ride.

LaLa said...

I was going to say Verna...but someone already did...does look like her work though? hmmmmm

Beckyb said...

I LOVE it - so curious to know who it was - I'm thinking it wasn't the Blog Fairy though.....

kerri said...

My guess, RMJ.
I love the new look, sexy.

LaLa said...

Well, you know who did mine...did she visit you as well?? I would guess Miss Heather but I think she is out of commission on this...LOL

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

She didn't call herself Verna, but maybe she uses aliases! Hmmmm, who could it be?!

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mommy24treasures said...

I am thinking Ms Christine. I know she is great at the tinting. I loove it. I have to make my mind up I have to look at mine a few days to decide what I can live with...

a&mg said...

Loving the new look. Have no clue who did it.

shelley said...

Please be so kind as to try again...I think I did it...if not I will now ask for professional help. When do we get to know the winner??

Courtney said...

Looks great! Very fun!

Ms. Dragonfly said...

Nope I didn't do it. I was just so pleased I figured out how to do my own! I love the new look Rony.
But I have to tell you I did thounk we were talking about tits at first. And I was just a tag disapointed when I figured out we weren't. I sagged just a little in my seat. Pun intended.
So are you happy you are enhanced?
I'm asking cuz I play with the idea (pun again!) turn my As into Cs...?????
PS Oh ya, your blog looks very pretty. No idea who did it for you but she has talent.

Anonymous said...

I confess it was ME. I am the one with supposed talent. I'm not a professional however, just an average Joe (w/a Va-Jay-Jay) who knows just enough to be dangerous. I faked it till I made it, and got lucky this time. Thanks Rony for having faith in me!

I faked my way through this one, though. To tell the truth, I only did it so I could be popular.

Am I popular yet?

Heather said...

LOVE the new look! :)
Have no idea who did it, but I love it!
Heather

Sophie's Mom said...

You're looking rather spiffy these days!

I'm flattered you noticed my recent 'work' (but is it so obvious I had work done? He told me it would look natural!)

I'm especially flattered that Mommy24Treasures thought I have the ability to do a make over such as that! (blushing here)

My guess is: your CRAZY Canadian Sidekick! (aka Crazylady)

You can mail my prize to: ....

redmaryjanes said...

Ok, I'm guessing Mommy24treasures, this looks like her style.

Sophie's Mom said...

Oooh... good point redmaryjanes. Maybe SHE guessed ME so we wouldn't be suspicious of HER! Clever...

mommy24treasures said...

well phooey, I was hoping I was going to get the prize :(

Jeff and Valerie said...

I think it looks great. I need a new jazzy look.

Steffie B. said...

It's Mommy24 Treasures!....And look out girl....I've got more being made as we speak! ;)

stephanie said...

Clueless as to who did it but it's super fabulous.

Salome's Mom said...

I don't know who did it, either but it is beautiful. Suits you personality much better. Was it the Tundra lady?

Yoli

Salome's Mom said...

I have to add, I can't hear the little peep play Madonna's Vogue when I click on it and I cannot participate on the poll you set up. It says it cannot process.

moosh in indy. said...

It was ME! Had I known what I was doing, so it obviously wasn't me, I have NO idea what I'm doing.
But somebody does.

nikki said...

Lovin' your new look...but I loved you before too.
Smooch!

Beverly said...

Beautiful work. Love the colors.

Beverly

crazylady said...

Well it sure as hell wasn't me. You sucked up big time whoever it was!
Does this mean I have to tear up letter to Xtreme Makeover for you?

You are always about the flash.
I approve grasshopper. I am going to call you in 10.

Cindy from central NC said...

Rony...I love it....Jeez, I know I need a nip, too, but there's just no way I can fit that in anytime soon....maybe in a few months when I'm feeling even extra dated.

Looks really good....feels like "you"!!! :)

MississippiZen said...

I love the new look! I lost your email address but I have the instructions on how to tint a photo if you still need them :)

Margie