Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Vices and Gadgets I can't live without


Well, Christine you asked for it. Be afraid. My list of my vices and gadgets I can't live with out.






My laptop computer. I wouldn't want anything to escape my eagle puss eyes. I so love stalking my favorite blogs. You know who you are.









My magnifiers. Sadly I'm as blind as a bat. I need to put my glasses on to get to the bathroom or to find things "under" the sheets. I have glasses stashed all over the house.











My housekeeper.(she keeps skid marks in dh's skeevies under control) I know, I know yes I'm a princess. True. have no desire to own a vacuum cleaner or a Dye-what or anything else that


might indicate that I know how to use i t. I'm very good at faking that I don't know how to use it. The vacuum cleaner. Get your mind outta the gutter. Stroking it is not anything that has crossed my mind. Of course our housekeeper dresses like this. In his dreams!







My rabbit corkscrew. Need I say more? It is the number one most used appliance in our home. By me.











My razor. No, not that type of razor. My cell. I do all my yakking in the car. That's the only time you will get my undivided attention or I answer the phone. Like crazylady we screen all calls. Most nights too lazy to even do that as we nudge one another and say "no, you get it" and the other one says "no, you get it". Neither one motivated to find the phone. Leave a message.....






Mommies new XM Satellite radio that daddy purchased for Mother's Day. No commercials. Plus I can tune the monkeys out when they're screaming. Love my 70's music.

















My digital camera. How else would the "Mamarazzi" get the snappies to the National Enquirer of the cuteness that spews from the lense?



I tag:

The Ownens Twins

Steffie B.

Sophia and Sage

Jin Xiu's Journey

Anyone else want to play just jump in. Leave a comment so that I know to check your site out!

12 comments:

Ms. Dragonfly said...

Oh my.
Can I come over and play?!?!
I would just Love to sit on your chaise lounge (I know you have one). Drinking your red wine and snapping at your maids while I browse my blog hit list on that fab laptop.
I do imagine you now like Karen from Will and Grace.
See ya poodle.

Sophie's Mom said...

Housekeeper... (silence... in awe...) I would be up for a housekeeper, but wouldn't want them cleaning my family's underwear! LOL I even hated sending that stuff out for cleaning in China.

I guess I'm just a private girl...

Great list!

Christine
p.s. couldn't see all the pics, maybe just me?

Steffie B. said...

Ooooooo....like those girls you have trotting around your house. Can I come with my whip and give orders....could be so much fun!

Steffie B. said...

yes.....I'm done being angry at you about my bagel.....

Smooch....

Side by Side said...

In my dreams a housekeeper. sigh

Would really like someone to come in and keep my life in order. lol

crazylady said...

Remember people, it's Rony. She is a control freak who probably cleans for the cleaning lady. Keeping up appearances and all. The bulk of her time is spent polishing lavish jewelry.
Hugs. So Steffie is moving in? Alot of bloggers making moves. I have taken a vow of celebacy. Again.

cougchick said...

racing stripes in underwear are a fact of life. House cleaners know this and don't care. They also clean toilets and pubes from the shower drain. Yum. They still make way more money than my daycare provider who cares for my most prized possessions. Go figure.

I have a rabbit too but it isn't a corkscrew....

Diana said...

Great list, no pictures showed for me either. I think I would enjoy cleaning other people's homes better than my own. Don't know exactly why, but it could have something to do with.....LEAVING mine for awhile....

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Dh and I were laughing our arse's off this evening. My housekeeper (she cleans for my entire street) is currently (thanks to the shitty real estate market) making way more money than me. Sadly, she isn't that good. Yes, she cleans toilets and does our laundry--ironing included but we have to remind her to wipe down the cabinets each week and base board. Short term memory. Why don't we fire her you ask?! Well, it's simple we adore her! Plus she has a family to support. I would hate to take money out of her babies mouth.

But I did tell Dh if I were a housekeeper (he suggested starting on our home-jerk) I would do a much better job than our housekeeper...

Sen is right. Total control freak. I tell dh how to "do it" too...

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Why do my effing pictures keep disappearing?!?! I'm getting pissed off...

MississippiZen said...

laptop, cell phone and digital camera.... yep that's me too :)
(something about blogging does that to you!)

Just another mommy said...

Ditto on the laptop and dig camera. I use both those off and on every day! I'm afraid I am "sadly lacking" the other items on your list though!