Thursday, May 17, 2007

It's all about me, me, me, me......

FOODOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Wine.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Starbucks.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? No time to sit down, however small dive take-out. chinese restaurant near our house. we eat there every monday. Other wise known as hell-monday's.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? Depends on service. never not left a tip, though tempted. usually 15-20%.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?Chinese.
What is your favorite type of gum? Any. as long as it doesn't stick to my dentures.

TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer? My twinkies.
How many televisions are in your house? 3 (three computers too).
How do you listen to music? Voices in my head.
BIOLOGY
What’s your best feature? My boobs-- g-d knows I paid enough for them.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Too much to list.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? My sixth.
When was the last time you had a cavity? years ago.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? My sorry ass.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No, can't say that I have.

BULL____OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No. I live life fully. if I knew I would not enjoy my last days.
Is love for real? Yep.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Your highness.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? My mouth is always open. Yep, a bug or two.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? Does it count if you covered someone's ass so their spouse didn't kill them?
Has someone ever saved yours? Yes, my husband who saved my from myself.
DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? I'd do it for kicks.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Only if they're super hot.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Depends on which one.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? No, up the ante and I might consider.
Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000? Ha ha --No one is that desperate. Since when did cellulite become attractive?! YUK.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? No. The thought of the squirts does nothing for me. And you?
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Only if I could blog--yes.

DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket? My boobie of course! My kids will tell you.
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? Ummm--yeah. Didn't it win an academy? Vote for Pedro.
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? We're woodies.
Do you sit or stand in the shower? Is this a trick question? I prefer the horizontal position while showering!
Could you live with roommates? No, too anal and too many secrets.
How many pairs of flip-flops do you own? 10
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Recently going 20+over speed limit. Didn't have to do any lip action but cop reduced the charge. Whew... girl still has it.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Dependant on someone else. no cares and no worries.
Last friend you talked to? Marianne. She dropped in tonight to visit with my mil who is in town from Florida for a couple days.
Last person you called? Sen--stalked her three nights in a row. Note to self: must remember to *69-- she screens her calls. really.

RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning? The can.
What can you not wait to do? Watch season finale of LOST.
What’s the last movie you saw? At a theatre? Are you nuts? No, no time for movies here. Plus I have the attention span of a hamster.

If you want to play please feel free to join in

2 comments:

Diana said...

How painful was THAT? Good answers and good for you for your honesty. Am going to do the MEme you tagged...promise! Unless of course, I forget, with the loooooonnnnng draughts without a computer.....new word comPOUTer which I am doing right now...hubby is going to experience a different kinda draught soon if MY computer doesn't show up soon!

Beverly said...

You prefer horizontal in the shower or vertical in the shower? HMMMM.

Beverly