Saturday, April 14, 2007

Rules to live by--mommies rules

Everyone has a story and this is life 101 in our home or I like to call it keeping mommy happy....

  • Just so we understand one anther Reality is merely my idea of how things should be.
  • When I ask for your advice I'm merely looking for an accomplice. I don't need you to correct what I've said, just confirm.. kapesh?
  • I'll do the talking---you listen. no it's not negotiable.
  • I'm thinking... interpretation--- the answer is always NO.
  • Just remember "I can see you at all times, don't embarrass me".
  • Team effort-- do what I say.
  • This is not a part I had to audition for.....I ain't acting
  • I do not make mistakes... I like to refer to it as "experience.
  • Don't judge me. I'm your mother.
  • No need to look it up.. ask your father I know everything!
  • The minority is always right. I'm the minority......
  • Take your clothes off, no not you dear....er, well not now at least...






12 comments:

searchanddestroytwins.blogspot.com said...

CLEVER GIRL. I knew there was a reason we are kindered spirits. Ah, finally someone who confirms my mantra. We could start a new cult? Great post. Hang that puppy up on your wall to make sure the 'staff' understand the terms of employment :o)
You iz gettin' smarta evry day.
Your partner in crime.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Ha ha. Girly girl you keep me on my toes! I see you've "hooked" up with my newest laugh bud... "Get in the Car". Hysterical...She be speaking my language. ha ha

Cindy said...

Ha. My favorite (your second bullet) is the one about requiring confirmation of what I say....yep, when I say something, I already know I'm right 'cause I just am so just confirm it and get on with it....!
Too funny, Rony.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

I know... You know what they say, if momma's not happy nobody's happy.... So true in our house.

Jen Magnuson said...

Can I add one? How about "This is not a democracy." Boring, but true in our house.

Dirk said...

You people... is this how you are raising future independent and strong women?

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Dirk, no, this is how mommy is going to remain strong and independent. ha ha... You know we're already out-numbered with two....just trying to survive.

Jen, yes we can add yours too!

Anonymous said...

I agree with Dirk. I'm hoping your entry is in jest.

Jen Magnuson said...

Girl, are those Juicy sweats I see you in? Because I love those -- I live in mine, too.

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Yea. Favorite wear.... If I could get by wearing them to work I would...

Jest? Hmmm let me think about that one?

Cindy said...

Ah, good point, Jen. Thanks for giving me my new favorite phrase "People, this is NOT a democracy....If you are lucky, maybe I'll be a benevolent dictator..."! :)

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

Hmm-- dictator-- I like. haha